Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Day 27: We explore Geneva, Switzerland

Jet d'eau
Saturday 15th July 2017

Caught the bus at 7 am to Geneva. Arrived in Geneva tired and grumpy. The bus dropped us off on the other side of the city, much further away from the hotel than we expected, so we couldn’t get our bus passes or put our stuff in the lockers there. We paid $3 euros for a tram ticket that we only took for 3 blocks before we saw an open air market and got off to buy breakfast. We ended up going to McDonalds instead to use the bathroom and I was able to mix my barley grass juice and blueberry powder. Katrina had an epic fall in the McDonalds. I didn’t witness it, but heard she went straight down, wish I had seen it.
In the market I bought a pretzel, and olives with Provence spices, vervene tea, chèvre, a red pepper, and braided bread. We’ll use the food for breakfast and lunch. Then we walked to the Swiss army knife store because Kayla wanted to get one. We waited outside because none of the rest of us wanted to buy one. Then we thought we lost Katrina. She went to put makeup on and then didn’t come back for a really long time. We were worried, but turns out she had just stopped in several stores on her way back and forgot about the time.
From there, we decided to go straight to the hostel so we could at least put our stuff in lockers, even if we were too early to check in. Lake Geneva bordered the road on our right and a bridge filled with cars ran parallel to our path. As we walked I noticed we were passing very high end stores, like Gucci, Prada, even a Jimmy Choo shoe store. I will admit I’m not immune to nice things, meaning I’m tempted all the time by expensive purchases, but stores like that make me uncomfortable. I think it’s because I feel like I could buy a house for what a single pair of shoes costs, so it’s not even in the realm of dreams, but it’s also so grossly expensive to me, it’s not even attractive. There were stores like this all over Geneva, which is I think one reason why I didn’t love the city. Aside from luxury stores like those, everything else was also overpriced. I didn’t like being in such a pricey area.
After we had rounded the tip of the lake and made our way to the left bank we had to start making our way between the buildings, away from the lake. A few streets in we made a left and walked straight for a long ways before we got to the hostel. Along this backstreet, we noticed a sex shop, and then another across the street. This was mid-day though, so we kept walking. Nothing to be afraid of here. As we walked, I noticed a woman on my right wearing a really tight short dress. I wondered, “is she a prostitute?” She was just standing there leaning against the building smoking a cigarette.
Nothing to worry about. We kept walking. Two more blocks down, another woman, in a skin tight short black dress, with the most enormous breasts practically hanging out of her dress was leaning against a building, smoking a cigarette. 1 + 1 = hookers. They had to be. She didn’t acknowledge us girls walking by, so I thought, alright, we’re still ok.
Nothing to worry about. One more block down I looked to my left and down an alley in a store front window I saw a sign “Bienvenu feu rouge district”. Oops, I guess I booked a hostel in the red light district. Should have done my research, was prostitution even legal in Switzerland? Anyways, we walked a little faster, turned the corner where the hostel was, and everything looked nice again. The inside of the hostel was really nice too. Nothing to worry about.
United Nations
The reception desk was closed for lunch, so we decided to eat our lunch in the waiting area. I ate the red pepper like an apple, it was so delicious and fresh. Kayla let us borrow her Swiss army knife to cut our cheese, it was really good.
We were still an hour early when the guy came back to open the reception desk, but we were lucky they had two rooms cleaned already so we were able to check in early. The rooms were basic, a bunk bed, lockers, a desk, and a sink. Community bathroom in the hallway, but it was very clean. One thing I do love about France, even though most bathrooms are missing toilet seats, and are disgusting, every stall has actual walls and door that locks. I hate US stalls where the locks are always misaligned, and everybody can see through the cracks in the panels. Anyways, these bathrooms were very nice, very clean, even had vanities separate from the sinks with hair blow dryers.
Our stuff locked away in our rooms we decided to explore the city some more. The first thing we all wanted to see was the Red Cross Museum, and the United Nations.
L'horloge fleurie or Flower Clock
Hunter and I built a Lego set he got a few Christmases ago of the United Nations, so I really wanted to take a picture of the real thing. We got there, and there was this huge red chair, huge as in, the size of the giant in James and the Beanstalk, but the chair only had 3 legs. I think it’s supposed to be symbolic of something but I’m not sure. So I took my pictures and was thinking it looked nothing like the Lego set which was all white clear glass colored. Then Katrina said, “I bet it was the United Nations in NYC.” What? There’s more than one UN? I had no idea. There you have it, it wasn’t the same building we made out of Legos. It was cool to see all the flags at the front, but it was not open so we didn’t get to take the tour inside.
Streets of old town Geneva
The most interesting thing about the Red Cross Museum was the lady who checked us in. It was free with our hostel passes. There were two couples ahead of us in line. To the first couple, the receptionist spoke German, fluently, beautiful German. Then when she checked in the next couple, she spoke French. I couldn’t even tell if she was German or French she spoke both equally well. Then when she checked us in, she spoke English in a British accent. So that solved the mystery, she was British, but she was so fluent, I couldn’t believe it.
The rest of the museum was a huge let-down. Maybe it’s because we were all so tired, but instead of being interesting, all the exhibits were depressing. A lot of them were video recordings of people who had been affected by war crimes or dictators. I don’t mean to sound unsympathetic, but it was not what I was expecting. We ended up only spending 30 minutes there before we decided if we didn’t like it by then, it just wasn’t worth the time that day.
We had our free transportation passes from the hostel and found out there was a little train that goes around the city giving tours. We rode the tram back to the tip of the lake and waited to take the little train. I must say, it was a big disappointment. The train only drove from the tip of the lake, over to the right bank, only covered maybe 1/8th of the bank and then came back. There really wasn’t a lot of interesting information on the train either. I’m just glad we didn’t actually pay for that tour.
View of the backside of the city from the park
On the way we stopped and got a fast bite to eat. I got a croque mesiure which is basically a grilled cheese ham sandwich. This one was awful. $6.50 for white bread, smashed panini style, with a piece of fake cheese, you know the kind that come sliced and individually wrapped, with one slice of ham lunchmeat, buttered with mayonnaise, and a glob of butter on the inside center. It was so gross, but I was really hungry. Fortunately not everyone ate at this nasty place, and the restaurant we stopped at later sold fresh juice. I got fresh squeezed apples, oranges, ginger, and something else. It was really good.
Next on the must see list was the Cathedral of Saint Pierre. We used the google map on my phone to navigate there, which I have been loving. The GPS on my phone and this little blue dot on the map which tells me which way I’m facing has been an amazing life saver for getting around. The best thing is that it all works offline as well. On the way to the Cathedral we found old town Geneva.
Finally a place in the city I loved. Narrow cobblestone streets everywhere with fountains and cute little shops. It was 7 pm so everything was closed, but it was so refreshing to get away from the touristy hustle bustle by the lake, and get into this hilly little neighborhood that had so much charm. We walked all over that section and ended up at a park overlooking the back side of the city. It was beautiful. I didn’t want to leave that area, but we had to go home at some point.

Cathedral of Saint Pierre
Also, the metro system in Geneva, super difficult to navigate. Their maps are kind of useless, you can’t tell which lines are bus and which are trams, and there are no landmarks on the maps, so it’s super difficult to find the stop you want. We ended up avoiding all the busses and taking the same tram into the city and back to our hostel and walking to everything else in between. It’s not a huge down-town area, so I guess that was fine, but I feel like we could have explored a lot more if it had been easier to navigate.

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